it’s a banana!
JOHN LIKEY BANANA.
Simon likey John’s banana
Andy is unimpressed.
oh god Andy get out

Andy does not appreciate being derped at.
it’s a banana!
JOHN LIKEY BANANA.
Simon likey John’s banana
Andy is unimpressed.
oh god Andy get out

Andy does not appreciate being derped at.

my new goal in life is to go on a date with David Karp, and then when we get back to my place, tie him up, and tell him I’ll be back shortly. Then go home for the weekend, maybe catch a movie, meet up with some friends, do some shopping. Then come back for him when he’s staved, exhausted, and furious and ask him how it feels.
(via mark-owen)
It’s something strange, then it’s Lupus, then we don’t know what it is, then House knows, then the person is saved. House plays piano alone with alcohol. Credits.
I may or may not be accepting this as a sign that looking for a torrent of Red Dwarf is a good and proper thing to do at the moment. *shifty eyes*
i said i wanted to see what it looked like to photoshop an owls head onto a rabbits body.
this is what my friend produced. i give you an owlbit.
She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.
(via 5-6-5-4)
— Midge Ure (via mickkarn)