Wild Weefing Annafant Ahoy!
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My name is Anna, also known as Qige. I have no shame. I frequently reblog pictures of Duran Duran with innuendo-filled comments. Struck-out text usually has something dirty underneath it. My teachers in high school told me I'm a smartass, but apparently that just means I'm witty and didn't know it. I like bananas and oranges and chocolate. A JoSi sandwich is Nutella and bananas on your choice of bread. Wild Annafants make weefing noises when frightened.

hephaistionsthighs:

shewhoisanna:

hephaistionsthighs:

shewhoisanna:

hephaistionsthighs:

it’s a banana!

JOHN LIKEY BANANA.

Simon likey John’s banana

Andy is unimpressed.

oh god Andy get out

Andy does not appreciate being derped at.

(Source: hazeeduzit, via every-sound-is-a-symphony)

sgtbradcolbert:

my new goal in life is to go on a date with David Karp, and then when we get back to my place, tie him up, and tell him I’ll be back shortly. Then go home for the weekend, maybe catch a movie, meet up with some friends, do some shopping. Then come back for him when he’s staved, exhausted, and furious and ask him how it feels.

(via mark-owen)

quicksummary:

It’s something strange, then it’s Lupus, then we don’t know what it is, then House knows, then the person is saved. House plays piano alone with alcohol. Credits.

(via j-vox-deactivated20111105)

(via for-we-are-many)

kellythefury:

I may or may not be accepting this as a sign that looking for a torrent of Red Dwarf is a good and proper thing to do at the moment. *shifty eyes*

(via spectators-of-suicide-deactivat)

The face in the last panel. XD

The face in the last panel. XD

(via spectators-of-suicide-deactivat)

roxanny:

i said i wanted to see what it looked like to photoshop an owls head onto a rabbits body.this is what my friend produced. i give you an owlbit.

roxanny:

i said i wanted to see what it looked like to photoshop an owls head onto a rabbits body.

this is what my friend produced. i give you an owlbit.

(via spectators-of-suicide-deactivat)

simsgonewrong:

She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.

simsgonewrong:

She wouldn’t stop throwing rice for hours so I put her in the fridge where she belongs. Now they only get showered with rice when they are hungry.

(via 5-6-5-4)

“[a common misconception about me] is that I’m ridiculously small. Midge implies that I’m tiny, but I’m 5ft 8in which is average I think. I just surround myself with tall people. Once, people from an early-morning chat show phoned me up saying they were doing a programme on incredibly small people and could I come on it. They were incredibly disappointed when I said I’m 5ft 8in. I think they were looking for midgets”

— Midge Ure (via mickkarn)

(via j-vox-deactivated20111105)