- (Note: This took place on Twitter this afternoon between myself and capn-madd-katt after I tweeted the following during my break: "Dear Families of Account Holders: You need permission to get account details. We cannot break state law just because you're a parent.")
- Katt: BUT I MUST NOE MY CHILD'S BIZNIZ!
- Me: BUT IZ PA STATE LAW SAYS YOU NO CAN HAS UNLESS CHILD CALLS US AND SAYS YOU CAN HAS, EVEN IF SHE TOLD YOU TO.
- Katt: BUT I IZ A PARUNT! I IZ IMPORTENT AND EXTREMLEE BIZY!
- Me: LOLZ I NO CARE JOO STILL NO CAN HAS. YOU CAN HAS SUPERVISOR, BUT SUP WILL TELL JOO NO CAN HAS TOO!
- Katt: BAH! *IMPORTENT THROAT CLEERING/PAPUR SHUFFLING*
- (End note: Fred, the supervisor, told the gentleman the same thing I did, that under Pennsylvania state privacy laws, he could not give the man any details-including the amount of the bill that needed to be paid-unless the account holder (the man's daughter) called in and gave him permission. Caller proceeded to call Fred a "motherfucker" and hang up.)
