Wild Weefing Annafant Ahoy!
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My name is Anna, also known as Qige. I have no shame. I frequently reblog pictures of Duran Duran with innuendo-filled comments. Struck-out text usually has something dirty underneath it. My teachers in high school told me I'm a smartass, but apparently that just means I'm witty and didn't know it. I like bananas and oranges and chocolate. A JoSi sandwich is Nutella and bananas on your choice of bread. Wild Annafants make weefing noises when frightened.

Here’s some actual stuff about me, in case you were a little weirded out by the description on my Tumblr.

  • My name is Anna.
  • I’m 23 1/2 years old.
  • I’m going to blog about whatever I feel like blogging about.  If you don’t like that, you know where the unfollow button is.
  • I have, as you can see from the Tumblr description, a very out-there sense of humor.
  • I also tend to have a very perverted sense of humor.
  • I love a lot of bands, but Duran Duran is my favorite.  There’s a lot of posts about them here.  If you use FireFox and want to keep following me, but don’t want to see infinite Duran Duran posts, get Tumblr Savior and add the following words to it: “Duran Duran” “Simon Le Bon” “John Taylor” “Andy Taylor” “Roger Taylor” “Nick Rhodes”
  • I like sports.  My favorites are hockey, soccer, and football.  Really, only hockey shows up here though.  It depends on the season.
  • I swear like a sailor.  I don’t care if it’s ladylike or not.  If I feel the need to swear, I swear.  I feel that need often.
  • I’m fat.  I am very well aware of this and do not need anons telling me that I am fat.  You can skip that part.
  • If you are rude to me, I will feel no hesitation about being rude back to you.  If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you no problem.  I follow what is known as “Wheaton’s Law,” which states quite simply “Don’t be a dick.”
  • I’m quite sarcastic, and a huge smartass.  Usually, it’s obvious, but occasionally it’s not.  Feel free to ask me nicely for clarification about any remarks.  Like I said in the previous item, if you’re not a dick, I won’t be one.
  • Fuck with me, fuck with my friends.  I have a close circle of friends on here who will not hesitate to fuck your internet shit up if you mess with me and you’re not on anon.

That’s basically it.  Have fun, keep all arms and legs inside the ride at all times, and enjoy!