"one day it was bootiful dya outside in Far Aaway OgreLand and Shrek waz hornmy n lonely.
Shrek went 2 take a big walk with his big bouncing ass muscles n saw a rock.
He caressed da rock sensually, remindng him of heself.
'I im just a dis rock' He tught
'I am Big strong n very hard but also very closee 2 nature n sensitiv'
He waz sad u see.
Peeple togh he big n Scary butt really shrek had a heart n a dick full of love.”